Laughing All The Way ^O^

=D

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we

have today that we didn't have twenty years ago

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.'

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down

his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly

the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, sir.. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps

on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

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April Fool's Day

When we think way back in our past, we surely will smile and even laugh when thinking about it.. In my past, when Im in secondary school, I tend to prank all my friends and even my teachers on april fool day.. It surely so much fun.. But my jokes never going beyond any limit that will hurt any person.. I respect my fellow friends and teachers.. Although I'm making a joke with them, but I will make sure that the joke that I make will not and never hurt them.. Some never think about the consequences that will happened when they make jokes on the April Fool day.. Although the victim's of the joke saying nevermind to the person that making that joke, but deep inside the victim surely got hurt and the heart is bleeding.. When we making jokes about others, dun think about having fun on your own only, make sure that they are also having fun and smiling together with you.. That is the true meaning of making joke.. Besides that, don't make joke about something that serious.. Something that will make others feel sad and angry.. Avoid all of this and we will having fun together.. It’s the day we could have fun—as long as it’s harmless fun.. ^O^

The Secret of the Galaxy

Galaxy is sooo big that we dunno what is/are inside it.. We want to know about the secret of the galaxy.. But God not allowed us to do that.. If milky way galaxy is our galaxy, then the other thousand of galaxy must be populated by different type of species besides than human.. Or it is human who lived on the other galaxies.. We dunno about the truth.. Because our technology is not that advanced that allowed us to travel through the space outside our milky way galaxy.. The distant to the nearest galaxy from our milky way must be to far away for us to reach.. It must be million thousand light speed.. If we had the opportunities to visit one of the galaxy, it must be our most lucky day.. But who knows what waiting for us in that galaxy.. Must be either ally or enemy.. We dunno about that.. All we can do is pray to the God.. If there is outer galaxy species visit us, we should really hope that they don't have the intention to harm us but to be friend with us.. I can imagine that if they can travel through their galaxy to come milky way, their technology must be too advanced that until we cannot fight them with our current technology.. This world that created by God is so magnificient.. Until that we cannot predicted what are there outside oour beautiful earth.. It's really scary to think of it.. Although there is fear inside our heart, but the desire to discover the secret still keep on strong.. It is because human are like that.. If there is something that someone dun wan let us to know, we will use all method to know about that something.. The will was so strong that nothing can stop us.. We must be thankful for the world that created by God.. But the secret will be remained as a secret forever.. Maybe one day the secret will reaveled itself.. We just have to wait for the time to come.. It is something that decided by our God..

Something Bout Ice Cream

Yeah!! I love ice cream..
Especially vanilla ice cream..
Ice cream bring sweet and cold into our mouth..
It really nice to eat when the weather is hot and we need something to cold down ourselves..
When I feel sad or angry, a vanilla ice cream can help me get back to myself..
Ice cream sure brings out a lot of memory..
But sometimes, ice cream makes me headache..
The coldness of the ice cream makes me got brain freeze..
It's surely painful..
The brain cannot functioning properly..
I wanna eat vanilla ice cream again..
I miss it!!!
I can eat 4 ice cream in the same time..
But my friends and my parent will scold me if I eat that lot..
>.<" I dun wan to be scolded by them again..

It is really nice to eat ice cream together with potato chips..

Some people think that this kind of eating really strange..

But for me, it's really delicious..

Especially when eating it while watching movie..

^O^

OMG!! My Ankle ='(

Ermm.. Well, this incident was happened early in the morning...

Actually I wake up quite early and didn't have to rush to class...

But Me and Yaso plan to go to Executive Cafe to buy our breakfast before went to class...

Well, it happen when I walking down the stair at the Water Shop there...

Suddenly I loss my balance and tripped down...

Im in pain and the gurls near to me only watch at me and didn't try to help me get up...

Im quite disspointed with UMP gurls...

Why they didn't think about helping others???

Why are they only watching and doing nothing???

Well, humans are like that, we are selfish...

We only think about ourself and didn't think about others...

Hmm... No wonder GOD become angry with us...

Then I try to get myself up on my own...

When I try to get up, I can feel the pain around my left feet's ankle...

But after I rest awhile, the pains is gone...

So, I went to class as usual and like nothings has happened...

But the real pains are not coming yet...

In the nite, when I'm trying to get up to take my bath...

I can feel that the pain on my ankle become more painful...

I use my all energy to go to the bathroom...

I have to wait for using the bathroom because all the bathrooms are already full...

Suddenly, my ankle's pain become more and more painful until I felt like Im goin to collapse...

My rumate take me back to the room to rest...

And we decided to go to clinic to check on my ankle...

All the way to the car especially when I going down the stairs are the most difficult things...

The pains didn't even think to leave me...

When we reach at the clinic, the doctor said something about ankle cut...

I'm not quite sure what it is, but all I know is that I have to bandage my leg...

It is to prevent from it becomes more worse...

I want to thank all that have help me...

I really appreciate all ur helps...

And my hubby was really angry with me coz did not take good care of myself...

I'm felt really guilty for making him worry about me...

I'm sorry dear...

I promise that I will take good care of myself...

Make sure that I will not fall down anymore >.<"

Thx Dear and all my fren...

Love ya all ^O^